Santa Claus wanted for holiday party. Please call (***) ***-**** or respond to this post. Thank you
Me to Party Planner:
Hello, I am a professional Santa Claus. I have over 20 years experience playing the part for malls and other venues. Thank you for your consideration.
-Darrin
Party Planner to Me:
Thank you for replying to our post. I need a Santa for tomorrow evening. The client is flexible regarding the start but would prefer later in he evening and attend for 1 hour + 30 minutes. Do you have ANY availability? I really need to fill this as I do not want to disappoint any children. Your help would be greatly appreciated.
Me to Party Planner:
Yes I have open availability for tomorrow and I could definitely do the job. I am required to tell you I had a felony conviction 2 years ago, but it was nothing sexual or violent, and did not involve children. I have current references and photos to show you, I make a great Santa. Please let me know, I can provide you with more info if needed. Thanks.
Party Planner to Me:
Please forward a photo asap. Thank you.
Me to Party Planner:
Thank you for giving me a chance. It's been difficult to find work
because of my felony drug dealing charges. Don't worry, it wasn't the
hard stuff, it was only meth. But all that's behind me now. Unless you
really need a hook up, then I know a guy. Just kidding! All my former
connections are dead or in jail so no worries there. Yep I just use
completely legal bath salts now. But I haven't had any since 11am so I
should be good to see the kids. But just in case I would be covered
under your insurance right? I've had a few incidents and I want to make
sure I have my bases covered. Well, I think that is about it on my end,
just need the address and cash upfront. Thanks-Darrin
