Animal Family Telepathy

Original Post:
My name is Melissa and I am a interspecies telepathic animal communicator.
Telepathy is a three way conversation between myself, you and your animal friend. The only information I need to get a connection with your pet is a picture and their name so that I know who I am speaking with. Telepathy can bennefit in many situations like being able to communicate with animals who have passed on. but please keep in mind that Telepathy is not a cure all or Quick Fix for training it's self you still must apply proper training with your pet.
Also in some situations when a pet has become lost, or left home for any reason through telepathy they can show me images of land marks they see around them or things they may have passed by that you may recognise to be able to find them or guide them home again. But please keep in mind that I am not a GPS so I do not receive address's or street names..

Me to Pet Psychic:
M-----,
I am interested in possibly contracting your services for animal telepathy for my dog Jerry. I have a few questions, and also I would like to know your rates. Thanks.
-Dave

Pet Psychic to Me:

Good Evening Dave,

My rate is $30.00 for a 20 min. session. I ask for you to send a picture and name of your animal family member/s also any questions, concerns etc. that you may have for them to this email before our session day.  I am requesting that I may schedule sessions to be sent through email during the winter months, because I don't have an office to stay warm. If you request a phone session that is ok too I will accommodate your whish for your session to be over the phone.. Thank you so much and I look forward to hearing back from you soon..

Me to Pet Psychic:

That seems like a very reasonable rate. I would be interested if you think you can take on the case. So I have been working a lot lately and I have been leaving the TV on during the day for Jerry to watch. Well he has been watching a lot of daytime christian programming and I think it has been really affecting his attitude. I don't know how to put this... Jerry told me he hates fags. And it's really embarrassing because I didn't raise him to be a bigot. Now he says he doesn't want dog food anymore, he only want to eat at chick-fil-a. Can you help?
-Dave

Pet Psychic to Me:

Please don't take this the wrong way ok. But I feel that you are just messing with me about your dog. I would like to ask if he is telling you information why would you contact me? Thank you so much..

Me to Pet Psychic:

I am very serious about my email. I am contacting you because I have no where else to turn. I was hoping you could talk to Jerry and find out why he hates gay people now. I thought we could have an intervention for him. He wants to join the westboro baptist church and protest gay rights. I don't know where I went wrong as a parent. I don't discriminate against anyone and it breaks my heart when he says he wants to borrow my truck for a "fag drag". I love my dog and I don't know what to do.
-Dave