Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Red Honda

Original Post:
Would the person who owned this red 1991 Honda Civic please contact me. I have purchased the car at auction to fix up. Would like the previous owner to contact me have questions on what oil were using etc and service records.
thank





Me to Honda Guy:
Hey I'm pretty sure that was my old honda. What did you want to know about it?
-David

Honda Guy to Me:
Well, I have owned a few of these, and this one looked nice so bought it to fix up.
wanted to know when the t-belt was changed last, i inspected it, and is not the oem Honda belt so I at least know it has been replaced, not sure how long ago.
Also, what brand of oil were you using in it.
what hit it?
got any spare keys or parts, only came with one key.
How about service records, would pay for shipping and whatever it takes
etc.
thanks
 
Me to Honda Guy:
Well I replaced the t-belt about 2 months before the accident. I used an old belt of off a Segway. It belong to my Grandmother but she passed and I figured people would call me gay if I rode the Segway so I used it for spare parts.
I was using vegatable oil in it in an effort to be more green. It never needed to be changed. I think it was Kroger brand vegatable oil.
The back got smashed up because my ex-girlfriend rammed me at a stop sign. She caught me having sex with her sister Melissa, and she was pretty pissed. After the accident she tried to slap me, but I put her down with a Louisville Slugger that I had in the back seat from soft ball practice.
I don't have spare keys but I have that baseball bat still if you are interested. It's in pretty good shape and it's proven a worthy companion in a sticky situation. Let me know.

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