Wanting to move but we need a little help...

Original Post:
My name is T--- and I am 21 years old. I and my boyfriend are really considering moving to Denver and we may just need your help with a few things.

First off, we are both trying to get away from the people and surroundings here in Oklahoma as fast as possible.. not only that but we need finances in order to get there..
Secondly, a place to stay is the most important. We could pay monthly rent or work out some sort of deal.
Last but not least, please be real. This is a serious real post.

Please email me for any questions you may have.

Me to OK Girl:
Hello, I saw your ad and I think I can help. I have a large house in Denver that is mainly empty during the year as I travel a lot. How much do you think you will need to move? It might be worth it to have people watch my house while I am out of town.
 -Darrin

OK girl to Me:
In gas, around 125-150. And we would be on the way. That offer sounds great to us! :) When is the soonest you wanted to do this? We are looking to move asap. I, myself, has been to Aurora, CO and I fell in love with it.. The people, the landscape, and the good vibes.

Me to OK Girl:
Hmm $150 seems on the low side. I usually fly when I travel but with the price of gas wouldn't you need like $300? I suppose I could make arrangements for this week. How long would you be staying with me? Are you guys ok with doing chores and stuff? I can give you $450 for gas and hotel and food to get here. But I need some stuff done around the house.
-Darrin

OK Girl to Me:
That's absolutely fine. We will stay however long you want us to... (: And chores would be fine with us.

Me to OK Girl:
Alright that sounds good. I am not home during the week, only on weekends. As far as chores go I will need the yard raked, the dishes done, my white shirts washed and pressed, and your boyfriend to rub my feet Saturday nights when I get home. So how do you want me to send the money? Paypal? Mail you a check? Do you want to see some pictures of the house? I want to see a picture of your boyfriend, so I know who will be coming.
-Darrin

OK Girl to Me:
(She actually sent a picture of her and her boyfriend)



Awesome! :) Yes, chores would work perfectly. Today is that's okay. Or when would be best for you? You can send it via MoneyGram or Western Union.. Very easy for me. And you can also go to moneygram.com.. Very easy.



Me to OK Girl:
Today is fine. Now that I think about it though I need a few more chores done as well. Every Monday I need my hamsters bathed in a warm milk bath. My cats all need to be shaved bald every Thursday because I am allergic to cats but refuse to get a hypoallergenic one. I had a parakeet, but it died. It will need a proper burial as soon as you get here because I just haven't had the time.
Also, I don't want to alarm you but I think the basement is haunted. Do you guys know anything about performing a seance? I think it is either the ghost of my Uncle Murray or the Demon Malacai. I can't tell. Anyway the rest of the house is nice. It's 5 bedroom. I have one room and an office. So you two will have your choice of the other three rooms.
What information do I need to send the money western union? I have never done it.
-Darrin

OK Girl to Me:
Yes the chores would be a very good option. (: Yes. T--- E------. 405-------. Oklahoma City, OK. Is where to send it.

Me to OK Girl:
Alright sounds good. I'm glad to have some young kids around the house to help with chores. My back just hasn't been the same since the Bass Fishing incident of 2007. Maybe your boyfriend can rub my back sometimes? He looks strong. I would feel safe in his arms. Would it be ok if I buy him some outfits to wear when I am home on the weekends? I will send the money tonight after work. When will you guys be here?
-Darrin

OK Girl to Me:
Its our pleasure. What time would you be sending it tonight? If it's not too late, we could head out this evening. Could you send me a few pictures of the house?

Me to OK Girl:
Well I get off at 5pm. I will stop by the 7-eleven by my hotel to do the western union. I am getting very excited about this. I am already shopping for outfits. Do you think he will like this one?

Here is a recent picture of the house. As you can see the yard needs mowed but other than that it's perfect.

Also the car in the driveway is not to be touched. It's the car I lost my virginity in and I am saving it as a memento. I don't want the beautiful smells inside to be tainted.
Anyway I am super excited to meet you!
-Darrin